My Iphone is my new lover…

My Iphone is my new lover…

I am not ashamed to admit it! 
I AM IN LOVE WITH MY IPHONE AND I’M GOING TO SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME!
To think that I used to put this amazing technology down and swore by my Blackberry Pearl!
What did Blackberry ever do for me? My keys used to stick and my roller ball always gave me issues. Blackberry is just not Apple – PERIOD! They can’t compete or compare. My Blackberry pearl is under my bed somewhere gathering dust and begging me to just give it one more try.
I have a new phone in my life now… it would feel like cheating. I’m NEVER GOING BACK! That pearl is sooooooo going on the Ebay auction block ASAP. It’s over…

Anyway so Iphone 3G and I linked up about 2 months ago and 3G has been so good to me. Its always there for me when I need it most. We got acquainted rather quickly but I felt comfortable with it at the same time.
That shiny touch screen just makes me happy every time I see 3G or touch it… that sensitive little bastard, always playing games on me. I love 3G though, so I let it get away with it, sometimes.

So last night 3G and I shared my bed. YES, we slept together. Was it too soon?

OKAY… confession… Iphone 3G and I have been sleeping together for the past month really. I can’t seem to get enough of it. Don’t get me wrong, I am not possessive or anything… I just depend on it so much. Do I need therapy?!?!? What if an important email comes through during the middle of the night? Or that important call from one of my clients??? Am I supposed to jump out of my warm bed, run over to my Macbook or my landline and check periodically throughout the night? Puh-leeease! That’s what 3G is good for! 3G gives me a little “ring” or a “buzz” when I am supposed to check on it. It is always keeping me in line and is ALWAYS one step ahead of me. How did it get so smart? 3G keeps me organized, gets me on time to my meetings, sings sweet jingles to me, plays my favorite tunes, lets me watch practically anything I want on it. I can order all the things I need online and delegate all my tasks with practically all of its fine attributes. It LOVES me and I LOVE 3G back. “3G and me were meant to be”  That’s one of my new songs for my lover! Stay tuned for my ode to 3G in the next posting or two…)
  

There was this one time when it was mad at me and had the nerve to just shut off! I mean…. how are you going to treat me like that, IPHONE?!?!?!?! After everything I did and gave up for you?!?!? I can’t even get started on that story… it was tragic and I swore never to speak of the incident again. We got through it and I want to look to the future with Iphone… never looking back *happy sigh*

Like I said… stay tuned for my Ode to my new lover 3G “3G and I were meant to be”!

Much love
xoxo 

November 13, 2008 at 6:16 am 2 comments