Speed Dating Extravaganza 2 … “I’ve Got Some Speed Date Hate”

Speed Dating Extravaganza 2 … “I’ve Got Some Speed Date Hate”

Okay,
So my research  for this whole Speed Dating craze only started a few days ago… just to find out what its all about. I am single so there is no harm, right? I certainly don’t aim to find a match by any means here… that would completely blow me away if that ever occurred, although crazier things have happened. I’ve got a job to do and its to inform and report!
I saw an episode of Kath & Kim on NBC when Kim (Selma Blair) goes out on some speed dates (even though she is married…HA HA) That show cracks me up. Anyway, so I got inspired.
You all know from my last video how that all turned out. I WAS NOT IMPRESSED BUT MAN WAS THAT SOME GREAT FOOTAGE!!! Too easy…
But hey, I am a open minded chick… an open minded chick who happened to get a kick out of what she found!!!! I had to go back for more… I just couldn’t believe what I saw.

So I went back this evening for a little searchin’. I didn’t know that I had another treat waiting for me… more material for my blog! It just keeps coming. SO CHECK THIS:
Right when I sign on, the first 3 minute “date” I get is with this guy from Egypt (so he says…). We get to writing and he seems pretty cute, nice (whatever that means in under 3 minutes online…) and then I get to staring at his picture. Hmmm…. something wasn’t right. My intuition was telling me that for some reason the guy in the picture WAS NOT the guy I was chatting with. Why did I think that?!?!?! I don’t know but I have learned to NEVER go against my gut feeling. So I have about 1 minute left with him. I totally cut him off from his stupid questions and I ask him,” Is that really you in your picture, it looks like a magazine cover?!?!?”
He then tries to act like he didn’t see what I wrote, so I ask him again. Can you believe that I was RIGHT??? First of all I can’t believe he came clean about it… frickin’ imposter! I may be researching but at least I come out fully being the fabulous person I am. Of course he had to pick a picture of such a handsome guy too… which leads me to believe that he must be some kind of UGLY because he is too afraid to show his own face. Loser! I shut that down QUICK… but not before capturing my footage. THAT’S RIGHT… you know I had to make a video of it… it was too good to pass up! The other lame experience was when I was supposed to have another 3 minute “date” with someone who had a webcam. YIKES! I was so afraid that I was going to see some scary naked freak of nature in front of me (after all that had occured… I didn’t know what to expect) but instead I got…. OH, JUST TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELVES…

WHAT WILL I DISCOVER NEXT ON SPEED DATE? WILL I COME ACROSS SOMEONE WORTHY OF BEING PRAISED?

Stunned,
 

November 12, 2008 at 3:01 am 2 comments