Archive for November 7, 2008
Purple Vintage Space Princess Kicks Some ASS… in her dreams that is!
Purple Vintage Space Princess Kicks Some ASS… in her dreams that is!
Thats how I looked like in my dream last night. It was SO WILD! I had to kick some serious ass and I was able to also. What on EARTH this dream means- I have no idea but it was action packed beyond belief. Perhaps its because I got to chill out with Jaclyn Smith last week, one of the Charlie’s Angels! I feel like I am a hard core diva now! She sprinkled some of her magic onto me. THANKS JACLYN. Ah! Gotta love her!
My dream took place back in my hometown of Amherst Massachusetts. My entire family was in this dream too. It so happens that me and my sisters and my father were taken somewhere far out (like in the Amazon… except it was still the liberal town of Amherst… go figure)! We were dropped off in the middle of nowhere and there was this ugly HORRIBLE man who was chasing us for no reason. I felt like I was running forever but tis guy could never catch up… what a loser! My Dad told us to split up and that we would meet back at the Amherst High School track field! WHAT?!?!?!? and this was still in the “Amazon”! I love the randomness of the dream. I was freaking out. Older sis and I ran off screaming like banshees only to get further into the Amazon and then lost each other. OH, it was too sad… I swear, its like I knew I was in a panic but yet I was still sleeping and couldn’t wake up…more like I didn’t want to wake up until I found this guy that dropped us all in the middle of nowhere.
I hear my younger sister calling out then I hear my father too but I can’t find them. Everything changes then I am suddenly back at my childhood house, my Mom is cooking in the kitchen… it smells TOO GOOD… can you believe I sit down and take a “meal break” before I have to kick ass?!?! So typical…. mmm I can’t pass up good food ever, even if it is a toss up to saving the lives of my family. HA, kidding!
Anyway, long story short, that food gave me a surge of energy like no other… I somehow found that SKANASTY dude and BEAT THE CRAP out of him Charlie’s Angels style! I was singing a song while I did it and I was wearing my favorite pair of white boots… I didn’t even seem to break a sweat! It was pretty hot actually. I turned into this superwoman character… but PURPLE!
I don’t even remember if we all met up at the track field but all I know is that I flattened that dude DOWN!
I think Purple Vintage Space Princess is going to be a comic book character as well. Stay tuned for those additions soon. Some kind of creative project will be born from this dream…
Great start to the morning, eh?
More from me later!
xoxo
SHOE BOOT-SY! Gimme your boots!
SHOE BOOT-SY! Gimme your boots!
Ah Yes!!! The SHOE BOOT! What kind of fashionista gal doesn’t love a shoe boot? Its a shoe… and a boot all in one. ENOUGH SAID! I of course have a pair in purple. SURPRISE SURPRISE… They are too cute and quite comfortable.
Anyway, my question is: What is it about this stylish shoe that sends ladies into “actin’ a fool” as I like to call it. Can you believe that I was walking down (well… more like strutting down) 5th Ave. purse and heavy grocery bags in tow and then some crazy bitch walks up in my face, blocks my path and shouted, “Yo, who do you think you are wearing those cute shoes… give em to me” I wish I had video cameras around me so I could have seen my OWN reaction. She wasn’t even cracking a smile… but I bet she did have some crack earlier because she just looked insane! I didn’t want to set her off too much (I’m too cute to get into something with a crazed stranger…) so I said,
“Excuse me?!?!? My shoe boots aren’t for sale… I’M WALKING IN THEM… if you didn’t notice”!
“I…I…don’t care…I always wanted a shoe boot…..Marcus PROMISED me 2 pairs for my birthday, that lying son of a bitch…”! (kid you not…)
As I’m laughing hard on the inside she goes into some rant about this guy Marcus who I assume was her crack boyfriend. I couldn’t even believe that I stood there long enough to hear the details of her insane life but I kinda started feeling sorry for her. NOT ENOUGH TO GIVE HER MY SHOE BOOTS… But this woman was dead set on owning my shoe boots. PUH-LEEESE, as if that was going to happen! I told her that she could own her own pair and told her where she could find some nice affordable ones but that went way over her head. She had the nerve to start bending down, which I took as a sign that she was going to try to just take them off somehow so thats when I booked it down 17th St. I was laughing so hard because I just couldn’t believe that 4 minutes out of my life were spent on some sad stranger wanting my shoes. I wonder if I had stayed for even 1 minute more if she would have pinned me down to get them. She didn’t care that people were around she was in a mental craze. WOW, that is NY for you!!!!
TRUE STORY!
So now I look at my shoe boots in a whole new light. I can’t even stand the words anymore. She must have said ‘Shoe Boots” a million times in those 4 minutes. Her and her thick NY accent.
SHOE BOOTS, SHOE BOOTS, SHOE BOOTS!!!!
Enough already!
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